Everything Is A Hammer

This is a complete joke, we only use a hammer as a hammer.

A Crescent wrench is a hammer.

A Spud wrench is a hammer.

A Hammer is a hammer

(this is the best hammer).

A vise grip is a hammer.

A Torpedo level is a hammer.

A two-foot level is a hammer.

A four-foot level is a hammer.

A Sleever bar is a hammer.

A Battery drill is a hammer.

A Screwdriver is a hammer.

A set of lineman pliers is a hammer.

A set of diagonal cutters is a hammer.

A set of needle nose pliers is a hammer.

A come-along is a hammer.

A large bolt can be a hammer.

A hand can be used as a hammer.

A laser level is a hammer.

A chalk line is a dusty hammer.

A box cutter is a dangerous hammer.

A walkie-talkie is an easily broken hammer.

A 2x4 is a cheap hammer.

A rubber mallet is a hammer that won't hurt a surface.

A welding stinger is a sparkling hammer.

A pair of boots is a hammer.

An apprentice is a hammer.

A lunchbox is a hammer.

A tape measure is a 25-foot hammer.

A flashlight is a bright hammer.

A 10mm socket is a hammer you can't ever find.

A shovel is a hammer.

A speed square is a hammer 

A framing square is a hammer that's never straight again.

A clamp is a hammer.

A pipe wrench is a hammer.

A set of channel locks is a hammer.

A pair of safety glasses is a scratched hammer.

A torque wrench is a hammer that we never use.

A fire extinguisher is a hammer.

A nail gun is a hammer that uses air.

A file is a hammer that snaps in half.

An angle grinder is a hammer

And finally,

A roll of duct tape is a hammer.